WOMEN

what the tits are these photos on the side? I mean… what? I’m so confused. 

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the barefoot contessa has flown all the way to london and gone to lots of weird international food-places that she could have gone to in new york and done practically nothing english. 

what even is this

Just… oh lord… 

The fucking post just arrived at 4 30 in the afternoon… what the actual tits is this? Or, is this just the late post, do I get up too late for the early post? Or is that an archaic concept? 

God Wuthering Heights is like Shameless, but 200 years ago. Bitches be crazy, people got knives, I can’t understand what half the characters are saying…

The tits is this?

Beyoncé was spotted performing last night with the aid of a teleprompter, that not only rifled off lyrics but also included anything she said to fans and any breaks or pauses in the show. 

I never get Beyoncé… she’s certainly an amazing performer but I never feel like she has any stage presence. She never quite seems to want to be there. I also never get the impression she’s a very nice person. This is just turning into a bitch about Beyoncé. 

What the tits?

What the tits?

The tits is this?

The tits is this?

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Sampling, cool, but what the tits this is the ENTIRE SONG

Oh, Cosmo. The things you do.