December 2011
My dad is sat in the corner playing music loudly on his iPad. We’re trying to watch tv. We’ve offered him headphones. He told us to fuck off and then asked when Recovery by Eminem was released.
I find Miranda Hart so odd. She’s very very funny, except when she’s trying to be funny.
youknowyourebritishwhen:
I find it amusing that 2 out of 4 admin dislike the “Keep Calm and Carry On” slogan and everything with it on.
My problem with the “Keep Calm and Carry On” thing is that it’s wantonly applied to things that make absolutely no grammatical sense.
Cocktail Time: The Poinsettia
ouiouinigella:
It’s my mum’s birthday today! Mom, love you!
wearethekitchenettes:
If you’re looking for a festive cocktail, the Poinsettia is a classic that is destined to bring you an extra bit of holiday cheer. Nigella’s take on this drink does not stray from the traditional recipe, and it couldn’t be easier to make.
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This was one of our christmas party drinks! Good times :)
My dad has just discovered the “Call On Me” video on his iPad
ricomakeshoes replied to your photo: I got a kitchenaid for christmas ahhhh
It’s Christmas eve?!
don’t be so boring.
my brother is snoring like some sort of painfully slow carpenter’s saw. except it’s louder.
Watch this it's fun and educational →
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Crazy bitches at The Lady Gaga Project continue to be crazy. Fun new information includes a list of Madonna related web stories for people to negatively comment on and this picture of Adele,
as part of the Adele photoshop contest. The winner of the Adele photoshop contest wins a copy of Born This Way (that surely anyone participating would have already) signed by the nutjob who runs the site.
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And an appaling review of Melancholia from The... →
Written by a reviewer who makes no attempt to entertain even the possibility of an emotional nuance or atmosphere. Sometimes cultural reviewers make me want to cry: how can you expect to appreciate or learn if you have such closed and prescriptive views on the form you clearly enjoy enough to devote your life to passing judgement upon it?
That’s not love. That’s sadism.
stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
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Brilliant article from 1998 →
All about Lars Von Trier’s The Idiots
Highlights include
The Danish picture, The Idiots, about a group of retarded young people, is far from being a fringe movie.
The synopsis ends there, but the IoS has learnt that the “test” is group sex. All the group are retarded to some degree.
The audience this week is sure to speculate on how the Danish performers involved were...
Watchfuckyeahalien:
michaelfassbenderarchive:
‘Prometheus’ - Official Theatrical Trailer [Uploaded for archival purposes]
AHHHHHH
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Barbara Hepworth sculpture stolen for scrap →
The curators have offered a £1000 reward. Yet, the article states a sculpture of a similar size, by Henry Moore was sold for scrap metal for £1500 and also, that the sculpture is worth £500,000. Who on earth is going to read that and then return it for a measly grand?
I just went to put away a jumper and my drawers, which I emptied and sorted four days ago, were a mess and shit was everywhere, so I ask my brother: “conrad, have you been through my drawers?” and he goes “yeah!” like it’s the most obvious thing in the world and that ransacking someone elses private belongings and clothes isn’t something wildly innapropriate.
Cat and my mum are talking about how much they like dogs’ bottoms
The number of losers who take pictures of themselves looking vaguely glamorous/with a decent car who then think it’s appropriate to tag said pictures as ‘james bond’ is astronomical.
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In Beijing you can buy t shirts that claim ”I Heart BJ”
If you tilt your head back when you have a nosebleed the blood can come out of your eyes.