January 2011
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Margarita & Doritos
I feel a bit better now.
Perceptions.
charliejamison:
Today my tutor told me that when he thinks of me he thinks of somebody telling half-jokes to nobody in an empty room. Not really a compliment, but there’s probably an annoying bit of truth in there somewhere. At least he called me genuine.
When I think of him, I think about bicycles.
Love Levin
My Favourite Busty Jew
just admitted to me, by way of writing it in Kitchen, a belated christmas present from my grandparents, that she has nearly 4000 cookery books.
Now, loving cook books as I do all books, I know how much a cookbook costs, and given that they tend to even out at about £20 that means she has nearly £100 000 of cook books!
*And what?*
Soo...
I’m not eating a packet of prawn crackers.
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OK So It's 3 30 In the Morning
And I have nothing to do and I can’t sleep.
I could sleep yesterday, when I had stuff to do, but tonight I can’t sleep and I’m laying here wanting a cuddle from this sexy lady.
Am I the Only One
Who finds it appalling that only one British film is up for the BAFTA Award for Best Film?
Or that no British actresses have been nominated for Best Actress?
And that there has to be a separate category for British films because they obviously wouldn’t win anything otherwise?
And while we’re on this note, that every year for the last ten years at least one of the four Oscars...
Rory & Cat Chatchats
Rory: Ugh they spend so much time together
Cat: So do we?
Rory: But that doesn't count because we're amazing.
Cat: Well obviously we're amazing.
ricomakeshoes asked: SOZZLECAKE FOR THE TYPO BITCH, IVE HAD LITTLE SLEEP BECAUSE OF WORKING ON MY INDEPENDENT SKETCHBOOK, HOWS YOUR WORK GOING BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A Film
The Words
“Oh, joy, have I finally turned my brother into the transgendered fish I’ve always known he was destined to become?” just went through my head.
The way my brain works…
So there's an exercise bike in my kitchen.
What the actual tits?
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Awful As It May Sound
I kind of like not eating a balanced diet, becuase it means I get cravings to do things like eat a large pot of yoghurt, a whole pack of tomatoes, pour a litre of fresh orange juice down my throat or something like that.
“This is not dating! I want moonlight! And candles! And flowers! And people...”
– Grey’s ‘natomy
I Hate
How many people name albums of photos from when they’ve been to London on facebook ‘London Calling’
Originality, much?
I Was About to Go Over the Street
To get some tasty saturated dinner, then I opened my food drawer, saw a jar of this sexy stuff -
and thought ‘yay! I don’t have to get anything else for dinner’.
Obviously, I’m not going to sit and eat a jar of crunchy nut, but I love the way my mind works sometimes.
The Empire State Building
On December 2, 1979, Elvita Adams jumped from the 86th floor, only to be blown back onto the 85th floor and left with a broken hip.
“I died a gay death BUT I WON’T DIE A GAY DEATH WITHOUT JAMIE! Jamie was a...”
– Baby Rico
“OH MY GOD I GOT SO MUCH SHORTER! MY EYES!”
– Baby Rico, upon crawling into the kitchen.
“I’m not a racist I JUST DON’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE CAT!
It’s not...”
– Baby Rico
“It’s like a woman’s skin… Like women’s skin… IN...”
– Baby Rico had too much vod.
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This is Pandemonia →
Saw her at the Gilbert & George opening I went to last night. I also saw Gilbert & George, Stephen Fry and Cindy Sherman, who gave me evils because I loudly said that the show was much better than hers, (which had opened on tuesday).
Anyway, so Pandemonia waltzes in at about 8, she’s about 7 foot tall with six inch heels on and as you can see^ she’s got an epic figure. This...