December 2010
would'ya look at that? →
FLAT CHESTED COCK SUCKING SPASTIC HORSE FUCKER
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“If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to...”
– Nigerian Proverb (via drdrivessslow)
Big love.
Rory & Cat chatchats
Me: God is it wrong I want to curl up in bed with soup and watch a Harry Potter film?
Cat: DO IT!
Me: Or Star Wars... god it's like Sophie's Choice... but worse.
Cat: Sophie's choice was between her two children, which one would die!
Me: Yeah, this is worse. She made an informed decision. The girl. Sophie reads the economist, she knows there are too many ladies about.
Cat: *cries in despair*
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I Live
In a flat with four other people, one of whom has never been seen by any of us (but we know she exists), one of whom is hardly ever here, one who is 28 and is generally competent and then my fourth flatmate is this 18 year old from China whose english isn’t very good and who’s clearly never lived away from home.
He is always leaving the kitchen in the most apalling state, which is...
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numnumnumnumnum
FUCK
can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can, therefore, logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence
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When I first started reading The Evening Standard
which is free, I got the impression it had some pretty solid convictions and opinions.
The more I read it, the more I understand that it has no particular political affiliation and seems to exist solely to verbosely complain about everything.
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I shaved off my novembeard!
And it really was more of a beard, practically nothing by way of moustache, but lots of chin/cheek stuff going on.
November 2010
Loving How
the spacing here makes it look like Kim is saying
OH! my god.
which is tbh the best way to say oh my god.
I may or may not be a bit drunk. Do not judge.
I Should Not Have Drunk So Much Tonight.