January 2010
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*note the eyebrow in the former. The rest of her’s like *follow the light* the eyebrow: *whathtafack?*
What's the Opposite of Gay Porn Time?
Carla Bruni Time
“Carla Bruni does not have an arsehole. Or a penis. She has two vaginas. And a...”
– Jollie Gigglebrant
“I’m only going to show you one of them, because to show you both would be...”
If I Haven't Got a Letter By Monday
I Give Up
Don't Punch Heidi Montag!!
Her Face Would Break
nosecondhthanks:
four people you would punch if given the chance
(Given the choice, I’d rather slap)
Admissions tutor at UCL and/or Warwick
Nick Griffin
Heidi Montag.
Lauren Conrad.
I Hate Mornings
Why can’t I stay in bed forever?
Want
Self Indulgence
ten pieces of clothing you own and love my purple suit my underwear, in all their beautiful colours yummy new adolfo dominguez coat blue suede shoes muji pyjamas my moschino scarf blue checked penguin shirt black and white striped ben sherman polo my yummy boots new wallet
nine things you want to learn about filmmaking photography real cooking painting, particularly watercolours being a better...
Please, CSM
Send me a letter
Let me know you want me too
tits
I need to gets me a portfolio together quicksharp
also: I l
I Feel It's Appropriate
to post something wordy after pictures, phrases and songs…
Particularly now more and more people are reading this thing :|
how alarming, ugh *that ones for you sophie O.*
Do I now feel I have a responsibility of sorts? Do I feel compromised by less privacy? A little, on both counts, but fuck it
I’ll continue to ramble and spout shit
so, in conclusion
I Want a New Haircut
Anonymous asked: Why do you say "UGH" so much? I find it rather amusing
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Anonymous asked: Is there a god?
Anonymous asked: if you could eat just one thing over and over again for the rest of your life what would it be?
I'm Le Bored
please
hit me up
On Dreams
And the recent Johnny Depp death rumours
I just dreamt I got a text from a classmate I never talk to saying ‘do nothing, it’s true’ and I immediately knew what it was on about.
What the fuck?
Ugh
I put my headphones in the wash
Update: The headphones have come out still working, and though I’m loathe to say it, they sound a little ‘cleaner’
So
In posting about Kanye I’ve managed to block Tumblr for myself through use of the dreaded C WORD
Censorship is shit, and I know that all I’m experiencing here is crappy little censorship but it’s still awful.
This is meant to be an international environment where we can learn about the world, but I can’t access news sites. What?
You can’t download things, you...
Strike A Pose
I’ve decided Kanye West has absorbed all other peoples dickfaceness into the huge ball of dickface that is he
Either that or he’s just a huge cock and I’m in a better mood because less people are pissing me off
Response to Josh's Question about Berkhamsted
Well, we are very english, and as a result you aren’t aware of all the foreigners
the american technically didn’t live in berko
and there are some jews, but they’re english jews…
but there are NO COWS
just because we don’t have a lido and an M.I.A. (though she has gone to new york, she did live there once) we aren’t country bumpkins. We can go visit my...
You
Uninvited, the thought of you stayed too late in my head.
so I went to bed, dreaming you hard, hard, woke with your name,
like tears, soft, salt, on my lips, the sound of its bright syllables
like a charm, like a spell.
Falling in love is glamorous hell
the crouched, parched heart
like a tiger, ready to kill; a flame’s fierce licks under the skin.
into my life, larger than life, you...
For Kristin
Ra Ra Ra Ah Ah
Roma Ro Ma Ma
Ga Ga Ooh La La
new skins starts this thursday
AM BOD
Where is your cell/mobile: on my headboard table cabinet thing… ugh boarding school, you have no style
Your hair: is so soft tonight.. I don’t know why
Your favourite food: smoked salmon, parma ham, smoked cheese, other cheese, JUICY RAW STEAK
umm
that’s about it
Your dream from last night: OH! I had a dream my english teacher had a Spock haircut and I was at ashbourne and...
Women Who Look Like Animals Pt. II
Squirrel
Raven
Cat
Frog
I Was Going to Post Something
Then I Forgot
Am I normal? I walk into rooms forget wtf I’m doing
I start working then my mind goes somewhere else
I try to fall asleep, my mind decides it’s a fun time to ponder the universe
I look in my fridge, stare blankly and go away
I start watching a film and turn it off after ten seconds
My mind hates me
nativecurls asked: What words bother you the most?
Epilepsy Is Dancing/
She’s a Christ Now...
Brad Pitt and Friends
read more perez
we have nothing to worry about
but on this note
does anyone else remember the drama when Brad and Jen broke up?
I do! It was so hugggeee
all over the news
confessionsofanautisticboy:
Brad and Angy why? WHY? WHAT HAPPENNED? If YOU guys can’t make it work, what hope do any of US have?
I haven’t felt this…DEVASTATED, since Geri Halliwell, also known as Ginger Spice, left the...
Anonymous asked: What? Do you know who this is?
ASSKKKK
dooo itt
“Well You Want It?
You Got It
Oh, You Want It?
Baby, You Got It”
I Feel a Lot Better
Thank you lemon
and thank you other people (sophie, hanna, ollie, josh, wakjob, paul smith online shopping)
and also
GAMMA
we have to go to IKEA again
